"Talk is Cheap"
Lt Ella Grey
Lt. Jeremy Savoie
Ella spun her drink her hands, utterly bored. The people of Ten-Forward
weren't providing their usual level of amusement this evening. Maybe because
she was too tired to actually care. Maybe because the most interesting
thing she had seen all evening was someone's date practically falling
asleep in their ice cream sundae.
She tapped her fingers against the glass and considered leaving. Which
was when she spotted Jeremy Savoie enter Ten-Forward. That could be fun,
Ella thought. Savoie was the poor man who had been confused by the minds
of women and Ella had tried to set him straight, without much success.
She got up, leaving her drink behind, and started to type a message to
Savoie. Ella sat down at his table, without an invitation, and passed
him the computer PADD with a smile.
*STILL SEARCHING FOR INFORMATION ABOUT WOMEN?*
Jeremy glanced at the PADD and then looked up at the familiar woman who
suddenly appeared at his table. It was unclear whether the faint scowl
on his face was in response to her presence or whether it was just his
usual expression.
"Why, do you have something useful this time?" he asked flatly.
Ella shrugged. *NOT ESPECIALLY. NOTHING THAT YOU WOULD LISTEN TO, AT
ANY RATE. HOW'S IT GOING WITH MS. FRIEL?*
Knowing that Erin had taken this evening off, Jeremy immediately grew
suspicious. "Are you here to spy for her?" he demanded in a
sharply accusatory tone.
Ella raised an eyebrow and tilted her head. *ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS UPTIGHT?
PERHAPS THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH WOMEN RIGHT THERE*
Looking down at the glass he suddenly began fidgeting with, Jeremy sighed.
"Yeah, that's probably it. I'm too uptight but all you women are
nothing but whimsy and laughter." It irritated the helmsman to feel
like he was being grilled, but deep-down, he knew the accusation had some
merit.
Ella smiled. *WELL, I GUESS THAT'S BETTER THAN VAPID AND HYSTERICAL.
COME ON SAVOIE, YOU COULD AT LEAST *ATTEMPT* A CONVERSATION. I'M TERRIBLY
BORED THIS EVENING.*
For the first time all evening, Savoie actually laughed. "Wait,
you mean the woman who only talks through a PADD is telling -me- to attempt
a conversation?! Now that's rich."
Maybe she was in the mood for an argument, she thought. *JUST BECAUSE
I DON'T SPEAK DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T COMMUNICATE. WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT
SPEECH ANYWAY? HALF THE TIME EVERYONE FLUBS IT UP.*
"What's so great about speech?" Jeremy echoed, pondering the
question out loud. "Damn good question, I have to admit. Things like
inflection and not having to rely on technology to talk to someone a foot
away come to mind," he said, gesturing to the PADD. "On the
other hand, it's a lot of noise much of the time." He paused and
downed some more of his scotch. She was a peculiar one, this non-speaking
engineer, yet perhaps they had something in common after all. "Shit,
God knows it's gotten me into enough trouble over the years," he
reflected with an ironic chuckle, swallowing some more of his drink.
"So tell me, Lieutenant, why the big hush anyway? How much 'flubbing
up' did you do out loud before you took the vow of silence?" he challenged
back, his crystal blue eyes fixed solidly on her.
Involuntarily, Ella thought of all the years she had spent singing and
of the voice that her parents had sold as angelic. How Flitt had kiddnapped
her because of that voice. Ella snorted and pushed those thoughts aside.
Self-pity crappo, Brhode probably would have said. She looked at Savoie
levelly. *DO I STRIKE YOU AS THE KIND OF PERSON WHO FLUBS UP, SAVOIE?
AND I ONLY HAVE TO USE THE TECHNOLOGY BECAUSE ONLY A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE
KNOW SIGN. THINK OF IT AS USING THE UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR INSTEAD OF LEARNING
KLINGON, TELLARIAN, BAJORAN, ETC. AND IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, WHY
SHOULD I TELL YOU WHY I DONT SPEAK?* Ella passed the PADD over to him,
shook out her hand, and ordered a stronger drink.
"Honestly, you don't strike me one way or the other, Lieutenant,"
the helmsman replied matter-of-factly after reading her reply. Ella sniffed.
"I'm afraid this PADD isn't quite as effective as the universal translator
. . . or maybe it's that you actually have to say something - and I don't
mean with your voice - to be truly communicating. Or so a counselor or
two has told me," he added, finishing off his scotch and flagging
down a server for another.
Counselors. Ella rolled her eyes and took a large gulp of her drink.
*FINE. SINCE YOU THINK I SPEAK NONSENSE, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO 'SAY'
(USING THE PADD, OF COURSE)*
"Tell me why you don't speak," he answered directly.
Ella stared at him for a moment and then started typing quietly on the
computer PADD. She finished and passed the device to him before taking
another gulp of her drink. *ITS A TEST. TO SEE IF I CAN. IF I CAN DO THIS,
I CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE I WANT. I DONT EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.*
"Maybe I'll understand if you tell me more about it," Jeremy
answered, sitting up slightly in his seat. He was actually beginning to
find this interesting. "Why do you want to see if you can communicate
without speaking? And how long do you expect to continue this test? Forever?"
Ella frowned. *MY WHOLE LIFE USED TO REVOLVE AROUND MY VOICE. I WAS A
SINGER BUT IT WAS MY PARENTS DREAM, NOT MINE. AS A START, NO VOICE MEANT
NO MORE SINGING. AND THEN IT BECAME IF YOU CAN STOP YOURSELF FROM SPEAKING,
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. GO TO STARFLEET WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION. FLY THE
SPACECRAFT YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF. DO THE THINGS YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO DO BUT NEVER HAD TIME FOR BEFORE BECAUSE IT INTERFERED WITH THE LIFE
OF THE "STARLET." AND THEN IT BECAME THE FACT THAT I'VE ALWAYS
BENT MY WILL AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. WHY CAN'T THEY BEND AROUND ME FOR A
CHANGE? IF THEY WANT TO TALK TO ME, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WORK FOR
IT. YOU'LL PROBABLY THINK THIS IS SELFISH BUT, WELL, I REALLY COULD CARE
LESS. THE TEST? I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE NO PLANS TO SPEAK IN THE IMMEDIATE
FUTURE.* Ella sat back and cracked her knuckles.
Jeremy read the reply then looked down at his drink and smirked. This
chick had more balls than most guys he knew. "Heh, I'm surprised
they didn't go bonkers at the Academy when you showed up." Savoie
paused and regarded her carefully. "So here you are," he said,
gesturing to the air. "A former starlet, running engine diagnostics
and replacing plasma relays on one of Starfleet's finest. Any regrets?"
*PROBABLY STARTING THIS CONVERSATION. ARE YOU ALWAYS THIS IRRITATING?*
"Some might say so," he countered casually. "Something
wrong? Did I hit a nerve or something?"
She laughed. *DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. NOW, I'VE TOLD YOU MUCH MORE ABOUT
MYSELF THAN I USUALLY TELL MOST PEOPLE ON THE FIRST MEETING. SO, TELL
ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF, SAVOIE.*
"Didn't know we were playing 'I share something/you share something',"
he said, taking a significant gulp of his drink. "I'm thirty, I'm
a fleet brat, I have a brother and two sisters, I prefer to keep to myself,
and I find women perplexing, as you already know. Anything else you'd
like to know?"
*YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? IT LOOKS BETTER THAN MINE*
"Scotch. Well, some synth shit anyway," he remarked, looking
at his glass with a sour face. "When Erin's on duty I can get the
real thing, but she generally hides it away when she's not around. Afraid
everyone will want some," he added with a bit of a conspiratorial
air.
Ella raised an eyebrow but smiled. *THAT ALMOST SOUNDED FRIENDLY. BETTER
BE CAREFUL, SAVOIE. YOU MIGHT JUST RUIN YOUR REPUTATION.*
"Hm. You're right. Must be the synthohol," he replied with
what might have been a slight glimmer of a smile in his eyes.
She finished her drink and decided it was time to go. *SOME ADVICE, SAVOIE.
DO SOMETHING ROMANTIC FOR ERIN ON RISA. ITS THE PERFECT BACKDROP AFTERALL.
GOOD NIGHT. THANKS FOR THE CHAT, I THINK*
Watching her leave, Jeremy reflected on her words. "Something romantic,"
he sighed heavily, unsure of what to do. "Thanks for the advice --
I think," he muttered.
"Icebergs?? We are on a flipping ocean liner for
crying out loud"
by Ensign Kira Murphy,
various NPC's,
a vulcan sehlat named Binky,
a lame duck named Wilbur,
a miniature giant space hampster named Cecil,
a sentient petunia named Lucy,
three blind mice named Tom, Dick and Harry,
a small humpback whale named Dirk,
and a skunk named Fluffy
-------------------------------------------------
+++ Cargo Hold of Captain Blackbeard's Ship +++
Kira struggled as three of the pirates moved forwards
and grabbed her, managing to grope her privates in
the process to her annoyance.
Lifting her off the ground to stop her, they carried her
forwards to Blackbeard, who looked her in the eyes.
"How did you get here?"
"You won't believe me."
Grabbing one of her nipple rings, he pulled on it to
cause her pain before asking again.
"Okay! An interdimensional group of animals sent
me
to help save the universe."
The pirates laughed loudly as Blackbeard punched Kira
in the guts, causing her to groan.
Shaking his fist in annoyance, he snapped,
"If you aren't going to explain, we will just have to force it
out of you. Men, I will leave the interrogation to you. Make
her squeal out the truth if need be. Do whatever you want with
the whore."
The men threw Kira in a corner as Blackbeard left, and
started
talking amongst themselves, causing Kira to become very
worried and wished her new friends could help her.
It didn't take long before the men started stripping and
moved
forwards. One of them grabbed her hips and pushed her over
an wooden box before ramming into her, causing her to gasp
and groan as he filled her totally.
The other pirates watched as he pounded into her, causing
her
breasts to rub against the box. It didn't take long before it all
became too much for her and she was rutting back at him, mewling
like a cat in heat.
One of them moved forwards and she took him in her mouth.
+++ Twenty minutes later +++
Kira gurgled as she heard Fluffy's voice in her head,
{Kira, damn it. Where are you? We can't find you anywhere.}
Blinking in surprise, she closed her eyes and concentrated,
trying
to send a message back somehow.
{Busy.}
{Urgh, what now? Oh, let me guess. You can have five minutes
more.}
{Ten please.. Feeling nice.}
{Sheesh.. Okay, but not a second more.}
In a softish sound in her mind like he was talking to
others, Kira overhead,
[Kira's busy. We will need to go rescue her soon, but
she wants a bit
more time.]
[Aww.. What is she doing?]
[She's procreating again.]
[Ewww... That's disgusting.]
[Don't I know it. On her ship, there is a wacked out female
cat on Deck 9.
She's
a native, not enemy. But I swear she is worse then Kira and is trying
to
convince
me that some skunk loving is all she needs. Anyway, I gave her ten minutes
more.]
Ignoring the rest, Kira gurgled and writhed and rocked
between the pirates,
enjoying
the experience while she could.
+++ Exactly ten minutes later +++
The door of the hold burst open and the pirates gasped
as a big brown bear-like animal burst into the room.
Forgetting Kira for the moment, they pulled out of her
and grabbed for their cutlasses.
Binky roared loudly and they quickly decided that cowardice
was better then bravery in this situation, charging out of the room
sans clothing.
Shaking his head as Kira rubbed herself, he nodded to
Wilbur who
threw a bucket of cold water over her.
Gasping and shivering suddenly, she pouted,
"Okay, okay. What do we do now?"
{Cecil gave us the wrong time co-ordinates. Correct location
though.
This is sometime between 1400 and 1700, but we needed around 1900.}
"Okay.. How do we get then?"
{Hold hands again.}
Shrugging, she held onto Fluffy's paw and Wilbur's wing.
There was another
blue flash and they disappeared from the hold, seconds before pirates
burst
in with swords to find an empty room.
+++ Some cruise ship in the middle of the Atlantic,
1901 +++
Looking around the cabin of the new ship they were on,
Kira was pleased that
she couldn't spot any grimy pirates this time.
"Nice one. Much better."
{Good, Cecil believes this is the correct place. I have
sent Tom, Dick and
Harry
to explore since they won't stand out. In case you are wondering, we have
to pick
water-based areas coz of Dirk.}
"Yeah, I expected that, Fluff. What do you want me
to do?"
{I don't know. How about you go search as well? We probably
should stay
here.}
Nodding and turning to the door, Kira walked out into
the corridor. Making a
note of
the cabin number, she headed along until she reached some stairs.
Coming up onto the deck, she went to the railing and looked
out over the
ocean, which
she thought was beautiful. It was a bit chilly, and she shivered.
Hearing a cough behind her, she turned to see a man in
a blue uniform.
"Oh, hi."
"Young miss, this is a cruise ship, not a brothel.
We have dress standards
other then
nothing, and I request you go put something on in your quarters. There
are
children
aboard in first class. Which cabin are you in?"
Groaning, Kira knew she wouldn't be able to search unless
she did, so she
replied,
"Oh, sorry. I will go do that now. Please don't report me."
He nodded as she raced back down the stairs.
Arriving back at the cabin, the animals looked at her.
{Well?}
"I got busted for public nudity. I can't go out there
without clothing, so
if you want
me to search, we need to relax the rules. Can I just borrow something
and
return it
later?"
{*sigh* Okay. But nothing too expensive. Or tacky - I
remeber that bikini.}
Grinning, Kira went to the dresser and groaned when she
saw Victiorian era
clothing.
Forced to put it on, she gasped as Binky helped her with a corset.
"Ahhh! That hurts."
{You will get used to it. Now go!}
Poking her toungue out as she made a raspberry noise,
Kira headed off to
go help the mice.
+++ Deck of the cruise ship +++
Arriving on the deck, she spotted one of the mice and
grinned. Heading over,
she
gave it a rub and was surprised when it tried to bite her.
{Oy! Wrong mouse.}
Turning, she blushed and headed over to where a little
mouse wearing shades
was
sitting.
{Nothing to report yet. My scanner did pick up a possible
reading, but it
disappeared.
Might be that we arrived to late and they have moved off.}
"Oh."
All of a sudden, there was loud foghorn blast and Kira
jumped in surprise.
From above, they heard someone yelling,
"Iceberg!! Iceberg!!"
There was a sudden jolting sensation and Kira found herself
backpedalling as
the deck lurched.
Sliding, she grabbed the mouse and caught herself against
a bolted down
chair.
"Shit! I think they hit something."
{Oh, no.. Trust Cecil to pick this place.}
Spinning around, she said,
"What??"
{Look at the sign on that wall.}
"SS Titanic.. Huh? What is wrong with that?"
{Oh, forget it.. Grab me and start running back to the
cabin ASAP. We are
all up shit creek.}
TBC...
“Something About Gamma Shift”
By Lieutenant (jg) Michael McDowell
Engineer
*** Main Engineering, Gamma Shift ***
Gamma shift, and Delta shift for that matter, was not
usually the shift
preferred by Engineers to be assigned to. One disadvantage were the odd
hours on which you had to be on duty, from 21:00 to 03:30 hours. Another
was the quietness that seemed to take over Engineering at those hours.
Though Gamma shift (if you looked at it rationally) was no different from
Alpha or Beta shift, the Engineering crew working on that shift did their
work in silence except for the occasional discussion on certain technical
details or when there was a crisis at hand.
As far as Michael knew it was the artificially upheld
day/night period
which was to blame for Gamma and Delta shift to be so quiet. During those
shifts the lights were dimmed and the activity on the ship reached a low
point. The ship slipped into, what you could call, ‘stand-by’
mode.
Now, Michael never minded working on Gamma shift. He’d
done it before and he never had trouble with working in quiet surroundings.
That is, until now. Somehow the silence, apart from the usual background
noise in Engineering, had gotten to him. Maybe it was him, but it had
just become...too quiet.
Turning away from the Master systems display Michael looked
into Main
Engineering towards the Warp Core. With shore leave at the pleasure planet
Risa there were even less Engineers on duty. ~_Another_ quiet night...~
thought Michael. ~Something has to change.~ He turned back to the Master
systems display and tried to focus his attention on the large technical
layout of the ship.
Michael had at least one idea that could lighten up this
'grave yard'
shift in Main Engineering. Only he wasn't sure if he should try it out
yet. Or maybe he should and see what would happen? Then again, maybe it
was better to talk to a few people about it first to see what they thought
of it. The last option seemed to be the wisest and so Michael decided
to
let this ‘boring’ shift for what it was and to work out the
finer details
of his idea later on.
There was another, more important issue that needed attention.
One which
should have been addressed days ago, namely the promotion of Dhanista
Eshe
to Lieutenant Junior Grade. This was not the only promotion within the
Engineering Department - Ella Grey had been promoted to full Lieutenant
–
but Dhanista worked on Gamma shift, and since Michael was the Duty Shift
Engineer of that shift he thought it appropriate to congratulate her here
in Main Engineering before all other Engineers on duty. After all, a
promotion was quite an achievement.
However, Michael had to admit that he wasn’t really
happy with the
promotions. Of course he was happy for Dhanista and Ella, but it reminded
him of his own demotion some three years ago. How could they demote him!?
And why was he found guilty? The evidence was clearly forged; it could’ve
have been real! And three years! If that damn freighter hadn’t been
attacked then he could’ve been Lt. Commander by now!
Michael sighed. This was not the time to recall the ‘incident’
that cost
him his rank,...and reputation. He really should be happy and kind of
proud that a member of his shift got promoted, but he just didn’t
feel
that way, no matter how hard he tried. In the end Michael chose to fake
it. It made him feel awkward, but what else could he do? Tapping his
combadge, he contacted Dhanista in a most playful way.
“McDowell to Lieutenant Eshe. Could you please report
to Main
Engineering...on the double!?”
"Hangover"
Ensign T'Pol "8-Ball" Hunter
Lt. Ella Grey
The only problem with paradise, Ella thought as she looked
around the room, was that its interior designer sucked.
Otherwise, Ella had no problems with beautiful Risa. She
had spent four
hours tanning yesterday on a gorgeous beach and then had spent all night
dancing with Indigo and some of her friends. She had
plans to hang out with Victor today on the holodeck. But the room...
Who faced the bed away from the window anyway? And how
was she supposed to
reach the closet with the table and chairs pushed right in front of it.
Obvously, housekeeping thought that most people
didnt care about their rooms or that most people wouldn't notice.
Ella noticed everything.
She started to move the chairs and was surprised to find
they were heavier
than they looked. Ella shrugged and started dragging them to where she
wanted them anyway. I'm definately treating myself to a sundae after this.
Ella was nearly done with her redecorating when she heard
a thudding on the
door. She went to go open it to find a slouched over half-Vulcan glaring
at
her, one hand to her forehead as if she was in immense pain.
"What is WRONG with you?" 8-ball said in way
of greeting. "This is RISA.
People have FUN here. They lay on the beach and drink and sunbathe and
drink some more. What they don't do is cause enough
noise to wake up poor, helpless, hungover bastards on the other side of
the
galaxy! What the hell are you doing in here anyways?'
~~Sorry~~ Ella signed apologeticaly, even though she wasnt
particularly sorry.
8-ball stared at the girl blankly. Finally, "Huh?"
Ella held up a finger and went in search of a computer
PADD. She found one
and entered her note before passing it to the girl and returning to move
the
bed in place. There that was better. *SORRY,
I HAD TO MOVE SOME FURNITURE. I COULDNT REACH THE CLOSET AND MY BED HAD
A
BETTER VIEW OF THE TOILET THAN I CARED FOR*
8-ball just shook the apology away with her hand, and
then quickly put it
back to her head. She was way too hungover to spend extra energy arguing.
"Doesn't matter. I'm just crabby because my head
hurts. It really doesn't seem necessary to explain why. I need to sit
down. Do you mind?
Ella shrugged and offered the newcomer a chair while she
dug around in the
mini fridge for some water for her. She was probably thirsty if she was
hungover.
"Great." 8-ball sat down and looked around at
the rearranged room.
Everything just looked wrong. 8-ball glanced closer at Ella. "You're
on
Galaxy, aren't you? You look familiar enough. If my head was working
properly, I could remember your name since I'm usually pretty good at
that,
but since the whole world is very fuzzy at the moment, I dont' and don't
particularly care. So. . .your name?"
*ELLA GREY. AND YOU ARE?*
"8-ball's the name, pool's the game." 8-ball
thought about extending her
hand and then decided it wasn't worth it. She drank her water and shook
her
head at herself. "That just sounded pretty
lame, didn't it? Oh well. I just don't care enough to be clever today."
She tilted her head *8BALL? IS THAT YOUR REAL NAME?*
"That would depend on what you define as real. Is
anything real?" 8-ball
just rolled her eyes at herself and even that seemed to hurt. "No,
it's not
my birth name, but yes, it's my real name. So, what's with the padd thing?
No vocal cords or something? You look human enough."
Ella smiled. *IM A VOLUNTARY MUTE AND NO ITS NOT A RELIGIOUS
THING*
"Well, that's good because I've decided that I'm
going to like you," 8-ball
said. "And religion is a fine thing but it can be taken too far,
and I can't
imagine spending the rest of my life as an voluntary mute because Jesus
said
so. Then again, Jesus probably wasn't very fond of drunken one night stands
either. I don't think I would like meeting Him very much. He doesn't seem
to have much of a sense of humor." She touched her head once more.
"Well,
maybe a sadistic sense of humor."
*HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING RISA OTHERWISE?* Ella asked, finding
she liked this
8-Ball.
"Oh, splendid, splendid. Actually, I like Risa quite
a bit. I could get
very used to spending the rest of my days tanning and drinking and playing
pool. Maybe, if I eventually ditch Starfleet, I can come back here and
just
play my days away. All work and no play make 8-ball a very bored little
girl. Anyways, thanks for the water and the seat. One needs all the help
one can get when the gods continually mock you."
*CARE TO GO GET SOME FOOD? IM GETTING THE LARGEST ICE
CREAM SUNDAE I CAN
FIND MYSELF*
8-ball shrugged. "Sure," she said. "I think
my stomach will digest things
properly, and ice cream is a survival stone in life. If you've found this
out yourself, I think we will be great friends." 8-ball jumped up,
swore
under her breath, and then held her arms out expansively in the air. "Come,
my voluntary mute with little need of religion! Let us eat ice cream and
drown our sorrows...you haven't spoken of any sorrows in which you need
to
drown, but everybody has sorrows, so. . .away to ice cream, my friend!
To
get closer to Jesus and save our souls, we must eat the food of the gods.
.
.chocolate."
"Shadows of the past"
Maj Saladin Bolivar
Lt(jg) Ahdjiia D'Tinya
Ahdjiia was sitting at her desk, idly working on a prayerweb. Her fingers
gracefully adjusted the strands as she attempted a little meditation.
With
most of the crew on Risa, things were slow, not like she was complaining.
She sighed as she roped a new configuration, perhaps she'd
take an earlier
mealbreak than she thought.
Suddenly a figure appeared in front of her, Saladin stood
in front of her
and had his arms behind her back, "Lieutenant D'Tinya?"
"Major.", she said as she looked up and politely
set her prayerweb down.
"Am I disturbing you?"
"Not at all.", she said, "With shoreleave,
there is not much to do. It
balances out with how busy we were with the fembots aboard."
"Ahh yes the fembots, then those diplomatic guests
we had... I still have
foggy memories of that time."
"You are more fortunate than I, I wish I could forget
the fembots and Harry
Mudd."
"He is a fool and a con artist he will meet his end
some day, I only regret
I won't be there to watch."
"We still should have tossed him out of the airlock
when we had the
chance.", she said with a soft smile, "I even had the chance,
but I did not
want to irritate the Captain."
"A pity, it would have been... amusing to watch."
He smiled back then sat
down, "I believe we have not been formally introduced... "
There was an amused sparkle in her eyes. "I agree.",
she said, that same
soft smile on her lips, "Lt. JG Ahdjiia D'Tinya."
"Major Saladin Bolivar..." He extended his hand
to hers.
She took his hand and felt a warm tingle. It was almost
familiar, yet
strange. "A pleasure to formally meet you."
He felt a simliar tingle and he nodded, "It is Lt
D'Tinya..."
"May I ask why you are not on Risa with the others?"
"I do not wish to get drunk and chase whores with
the other crew. It is a
risky and foolish gesture. And why are you not on Risa?"
"I am not allowed to go.", she said, "From
one of my past postings."
"Oh?" He was now curious.
She smiled at him, "As the Intelligence officer,
I would assume you have
already looked at my file and noticed I once served on the K'Hotan."
"True, but I thought the stories of that vessel were..
exaggerated."
"Some are not, and some are underexaggerated."
He raised an eyebrow, "Indeed."
Ahdjiia hoped she wasn't being forward with what she said
next, though it
would be hard to do so concidering thier past meeting. "Perhaps we
could
have a drink and I could tell you some of the tales?"
"I have a bottle of fine scotch whiskey in my quarters,
if you would like to
accompany me?"
"I would like that."
He rose and as they headed out the door he unconciously
placed a hand on her
back, almost a familar gesture.
Ordinarily she might've said something about his touch,
but it felt right,
like this was supposed to be. Ahdjiia told the other officer on shift
that
she was going to lunch and he said for her to not hurry back, might as
well
take advantage of how slow it was.
He dropped his hand from her back and they walked along
the corridor, his eyes did the usual sweep and check of the surroundings
soon they were in the turbolift and he leaned against a wall.
She stood as he gave the lift the floor they were going
to and she politely
looked ahead, watching him out of the corner of her eyes.
He watched her too, wondering why the curves of her face,
the pink of her cheeks were so familiar to him, even though they had only
beein intimate once.
She smiled at him as the doors opened and they headed
out.
Heading out he examined the surroundings, he smiled back
then reached over
he let the fingers of his hand brush hers gently.
Ahdjiia almost took his hand as his fingers brushed hers.
Why, she didn't
know.
They walked in to his quarters and he took off and hung
up his jacket.
Then he let her look around, the decor hadn't changed from her last visit
it
was very wood paneled a few swords visible including a very nice Katana
on a
display stand on a dresser.
He walked over to the cabinet and took out two glasses
and a bottle of the
firey liquid.
She admired the blades on display. Each was an excellent
example of
craftsmanship. "Are you skilled in using these weapons?", she
asked.
"Yes... Every Nietzchean does learn to use a blade
from birth... but I did excel." He took down one of the throwing
hatchets and handed it to her.
She carefully hefted the hatchet in her hands, familiarizing
herself with the weight and balance. "Perhaps you could teach me
their use."
"I would like that..." He moved behind her and
began to show her some of the fighting stances, his arms around her unconciously
as he covered her hand in his to show some of the basic strike poses.
It felt right to be in his arms. She'd never felt like
this around another
and it was both odd and comforting at the same time. Ahdjiia did her best
to mimic his positions, her natural grace and agility helping.
For some reason having her in his arms, holding her close,
feeling her heart
beat next to his felt comforting, as if it had been before. "I will
have to
show you how to use the great swords on the holodeck some time."
His voice
was softer as he whsipered it in her ear.
She smiled and turned her face to his, her lips oh so
very close to his. "I
would like that.", she said softly.
He let his other arm slip aruond her waist, again as if
an unconcious gesture, "Good... we should set that up..."
"Indeed.", she said softly as she slipped her
arms around him automatically.
He smiled then gently let his lips brush hers, it was
a gesture he just
performed as if it was predestined.
She returned his kiss, feeling a warm familiar warmth
through her.
He broke the kiss and then smiled, "This feels so...
familiar..."
"It does.", she said as she gazed into his eyes,
"As if we have done this
for years."
He smiled and leaned in to nuzzle her neck. "Decades
to be exact..."
She returned his nuzzle. "Strange, is it not?"
"It is..." He shrugged, "I cannot explain
it but the company is something I enjoy..."
"I will not question it.", she said.
He softly ran his hands along her back, finding secret
spots on her as if
he'd done it before, almost automatic, which was odd because they had
only
been together once, and it hadn't exaclty been enough time to explore
a
thing....
She sighed softly, a warm smile on her lips. As his hands
roamed her back,
hers began to roam his, finding the same areas on his.
He smiled back and kissed her again this time his kiss
was more passionate,
his tongue softly teasng her teeth.
She returned his kiss with the same passion, holding him
tightly against
her.
He began to kiss the side of her neck and then let his
hands slide down to
caress her hips and along the sides of her full breasts, he paused, this
was
too familiar, too much. He had to pause for a second, how did he know
his
way around her body when they had spent at most one night together....
"Is something wrong?", she said as she looked
into his eyes.
"This seems so... familar, as if we've done it many
times over many years.
Yet we have not."
He paused and kissed her again, "Do you have a similar
feeling?"
"I do.", she said as she leaned her head forward
and nibbled at his earlobe
in a way she knew he'd enjoy despite she knew she hadn't done this during
thier previous intimacy.
His eyes widened and he smiled, "I take it the drink
waits?"
"Or maybe we need to sit and have a drink to figure
out what has changed."
"That would be wise."
She reluctantly left his embrace and brought over the
drinks he poured.
He sat down, "We were intimate once, yet I feel like
I've known you for most
of my life."
She nodded as she sat. "As of late, you have been
in my thoughts more."
He nodded, "As have you, even in my dreams, I had
one where I held an
infant, a boy I believe..."
As he said the words, they seemed so right. "I dreamed
of you and I walking
along a stream in a wood."
"Holding hands, as if we'd been together for years,
you were grey haired, I
had grey in my hair."
"How strange for us to share a dream.", she
said as she sipped at her
whiskey, feeling the firey burn down her throat as it exploded into a
pleasant warmth in her stomach.
"Did you dream of a cabin in the woods?"
"I don't think so.", she said, "But it
seems familiar."
He then got an idea, "Why don't we head to the holodeck
and piece these
together..."
"We could.", she said with a soft smile.
He leaned in and kissed her. Then took her hand gently.
"Those holodecks
are something aren't they?"
"They are indeed.", she said as she returned
his kiss.
THey walked out of his quarters and to the nearest holodeck.
Once inside he
looked around, "Computer bring up a wooded area." The woods
sprung to life.
Ahdjiia looked around. "Computer, add random assortment
of arachnids.", she
said as the computer complied.
The spiders looked so familar. "I remember those."
"They are replicas of the ones who I share my quarters
with.", she said with
a soft smile.
"Yet I have never been in your quarters." He
then began to build a cabin... a second room off to one side...
She sat on a nearby rock to watch him. Spiders walked
up to her and she
idly petted them as she would the ones she shared her quarters.
"Does this look familar?"
"I'm not sure.", she said as she stared at the
cabin.
"What do your dreams show you?"
"Not much.", she said, "I have only had
that one dream of you and I near the
stream that I can
vividly recall."
"Let us work on that... see what we remember there."
"Okay."
He put his hand on her waist again, "Lt D'Tinya,
it is strange I had these
memories...."
"How could they be memories when we've only met on
this ship?"
"Maybe they had something to do with the guests we
picked up from the
Phoenix."
She frowned thoughtfully. "Perhaps.", she said,
"That would fit when things
changed, when I began to think of you more."
"I agree." He looked at her and then softly
brushed her hair back, again an
unconciously familar gesture.
"I would ask this...but..how did you think of me
before this?"
"I thought you were an interesting woman, intelligent,
a good sense of humor, very sensible. I figured our passion that night
was the result of the pheremones. I enjoyed talking with you."
"I couldn't believe that we didn't exchange names
until today. It took me a
few shifts to find your name by image."
"It took me time to find your name. I gues we were
too lust drawn, but
Ahdjiia, I am glad we did."
"As am I.", she said with a soft smile.
He took her hand again, and squeezed it, "What do
we do from here?"
Ahdjiia couldn't help but almost chuckle in that he had
just asked the same
question she did after thier intimacy. "I guess we just see how things
go.", she said.
He smiled, "Last time we spoke I said the same thing,
and we had decided to see where things go. But then it was, would we just
continue to share intimacies, now... the question is.... do you wish to
pursue a relationship?"
"There is no one in my life save my little ones.",
she said, then began to
tease him, "And you are not so hard on one's eyes."
"You are quite appealing yourself." He slipped
his arms around her waist.
She chuckled. "I suppose this is the beginning of
something unique for the
both of us."
"It is..." He hugged her close, "You have
seen my quarters... "
"And you will be seeing mine, in time."
He nodded, then leaned in to kiss her, "Would now
be too soon?" His eyes
sparkled.
"Not at all.", she smiled as she returned his
kiss.
He kissed her agian, "Perhaps we should go?"
"Very well.", she said as she returned his kiss
again and stood up.
"Though..." He kissed her again, "there
is a part of me that does not wish
to go at this time..."
"Really?", she asked with a glitter in her eyes.
"I wish to stay here for some time...." He began
to softly kiss her neck,
"Do you?"
Ahdjiia sat down again. "Why not."
"Computer, seal the holodeck ." He slipped his
arms around her waist and
continued to softly kiss her neck then her cheek.
She wrapped her arms around him, returning his kisses.
He began to softly trace her full breasts through her
uniform. His fingers
moved along her clothed skin.
She slowly pulled them to the ground, soft sighs of pleasure
on her lips.
Reaching down he began to unzip her jacket and continued
to kiss her, his
hands slipped inside her shirt and he played with her still clothed breasts.
Her hands ran over his body and she began to unzip his
jacket as well.
Soon he helped her peel off his attire and helped her
out of hers. He began
to softly suckle her breasts,remebering what she liked, almost unconciously.
Her eyes were closed and she moaned softly, letting her
hands roam his body,
lightly stroking where
she knew he would take pleasure the most.
It was as if they had known each other for years as they
made love, he found
all the right spots inside her and they reached that ultimate release
together. Aftewords they were laying together arm in arm letting hte soft
afterglow come over
them.
Ahdjiia lazily nibbled along his jawline as they lay together,
a hand idly
running through his chest
hair.
He smiled and kissed her, "Hmm... that was... nice..."
"Just nice?", she teased.
"Ok very nice."
That earned a mock glower.
He returend her glower, "It was amazing...it was
as if we knew each other
inside and out."
"It was.", she smiled, "Far more intense
than before."
"Oh yes...."
"Before was still quite good though."
"I did not have any complaints." He nuzzled
her neck again, "Though... we
should plan for a dinner some time."
"How about tonight?", she asked.
"Tonight is good. Where on the ship?"
"I cannot go to the planet, and Risa isn't to your
liking."
"Well we could try and sneak on to the planet...
what is the penalty if you
are caught?"
"I am not sure, but it would not be pleasant I imagine.",
she said, "Dinner
at my quarters sounds far
better."
"Agreed." He kissed her again.
"Then I will see you after shift.", she said
as she returned his kiss.
He smiled and kissed her, "Sure you could't take
time off...."Then he shook
his head, "no, duty calls."
"It does, and I should head back to work.",
she said, not making a move to
leave.
"And I shoudl get some work done." He didn't
leave either, "But yet we are
not going anywhere..."
"We should before someone calls."
Saladin moved off to one side sadly breaking both the
hold and their
intimate connection.
Ahdjiia rose as well, but leaned forward, kissing his
shoulder as she
grabbed her uniform.
"Risa, the Return"
by Ens. Elijah Faraal
-----------------------------------
--Corridors outside the transporter room, aboard the
Galaxy--
Elijah made a quick mental double check of the items
he was beaming down with him to the surface of Risa. A few changes of
clothes, a book, "The spiritual side of Fencing," his trusty
rapier, a bodysuit which he had on, and the one item he had been looking
forward to using the most. The one item that cost him all the replicator
rations he had saved. His longboard, freshly waxed and polished, begging
to cut through the water and carry him into his own private little heaven
aboard a 25 foot swell.
He attached the surfboards string to his ankle and slung his bag over
one shoulder. He stepped into the transporter room and walked over to
the controls. He dug a PADD out of his pack with coordinates on it and
punched them into the console. First stop, the hut he had reserved for
himself, then the beach. Pocketing the PADD, he stepped up onto the transporter
pad and waited for the autocountdown to wisk him away.
-------------------
--Risa--
As he materialized on the surface, he could see the hut
in front of him. Walking barefoot to the door, he swung it open to deposit
his belongings. He glanced around at the meager dwelling. It was perfect.
A bed. A window. A small kitchen, and bathroom. That was all he needed.
Dropping his pack on the bed, he removed the rapier and hung it with care
next to the door, then turned on his heel and walked right back out toward
the beach.
It was only a short walk from the hut, but Elijah broke into a run anyway,
just to feel the sun on his skin, the salt in the air, and the sand beneath
his feet. He could hear the waves crashing into the shore and his heart
beat grew stronger. He splashed his way through the first few feet of
the sweetly cold water, then laid out on his board to paddle his way out
to transcendence. After awhile he turned around, checked his distance
from the shore and waited for the next wave.
The swell grew behind him like a giant behemoth, bursting up from the
depths. He paddled to match the rythm and speed of the water, and soon
the wave took him and carried him up to the sky. Elijah stood on the board,
and for a moment reveled in the feeling. The wave started to churn and
cap. Guiding the board away from the breaker he shot down the side, riding
the length of the wave.
Surfing was one of Elijah's favorite activities as a youth on earth. Third
only to his desire to fence and play music. He frequented the holodeck
on the Galaxy, and when he wasn't flying simulations or fencing he was
gliding along a wave. The feeling was exhilarating, but nothing came close
to the real thing, and there was a small but viable element of danger
that didn't exist on the holodeck.
He surfed for the better part of the day, the sun shining off his broad
tan shoulders, his lithe body moving in sync with the water. As the sun
began to sink, he waded out of the water and walked back to his hut. He
propped his board against the outside and walked inside. He discarded
his bodysuit on the floor and made a beeline for the shower. A few minutes
later, Elijah emerged, cleansed and refreshed, a towel around his waist.
He glanced at the kitchen and pondered cooking something but decided against
it and walked over to his bed. Sitting on the side, he pulled his pack
to him and rummaged through the pockets. Finding some inscence, he light
it, then set it in a burning tray on the window sill. He moved back to
his pack and removed some clothing. He would get some food tomorrow. Tonight
he was going out.
“Letters and Considerations”
by
Lt jg Jasmine Thelan-Banon
Chief of Xenobiology
USS Galaxy A
Jasmine sat quietly at a table in ten forward. In front of her was a glass
of Orange juice and a small green salad with italian dressing. Being an
Orion, and a GREEN Orion at that kinda made people keep away. Which was
just
the way she wanted it.
As she ate silently she tapped the keys on the padd beside
her absently. She
was trying to eat and write a letter to her mother at the same time but
it
was not working well.
Her eyes kept getting drawn to the window beside her and
the planet down
below. Risa. She had always wanted to visit Risa but did not dare to go
down
to the planet without her parents, as it was an experience she wanted
to
share with them. Also because she did not yet trust the crew of the Galaxy
to notice if she went missing like the Hiratoha did. She missed her old
ship.
Her home. The people who had taken her in like it did
not matter the colour
of her skin or her past.. just that she was who she was.
With a sigh she sipped her OJ and tried to concentrate
on her letter.
[Dear Mum, and Dad,
Hello, things are fine here. That is to say I am surving.
Tomorrow I need to
report to Medical and counselling for my evaluations. I will be sure to
tell
you how they go. I am sure they are giong to comment on the lack of tail.
But I can not help that. I have never had one. As you well know mum. Have
I
mentioned we are at Risa?
I wish you both were here so we could go down as a family.
I will not go
down this leave. I find I am not in need of relaxation nor any of the
other
pursuits that Risa offers. Please infrom Aunt Mishelle that I do not need
a
boyfriend and if I keep getting com calls from strange men I will be sending
her smelly gym socks for her next birthday gift.
I miss you both and the crew of the Hiratoha. How is Suark?
Is he still the
Chief of Science? Or did someone see sense and send him to the Vulcan
science dirctorate for life? Is Harry still your Xo Dad? If so, tell him
not
to slouch, it will ruin his posture. And what about Sally? Is she still
running Helm with an iron fist? I swear the helm guys on Galaxy need to
learn things from her. Also tell Kelly that I am considering learning
to
swim. Just so he has someone to beat in the annual competions.
Work is fine. I have my own lab and no one bothers with
me. It seems
Xenobiology is not very popular on this ship. Which is of course fine
with
me. I work hard and keep to myself. Though I miss going to your cabin
for
Sunday dinner. I know, I should be getting out more. If it helps I am
in ten
forward currently. Eating a salad and drinking an OJ. Does that count
as
social?
I guess I should go and get back to work. After all it
is not going to go
away just because I wish it to.
Love you both, miss everyone.
Hugs and Kisses.
Jasmine.]
She looked down at the finished letter. She knew she could
expect a holo
call from her mother about the anti social behaviour but that was normal.
Life was just as she wanted it.
'Unpacking'
Sub-Commander Savar ir-Aihai tr'Khellian
Assistant Tactical Officer
[Quarters]
Savar rummaged in his haversack, muttering to himself.
Eventually he found
the small, hand-held computer he had been searching for, and switched
it
online. Placing it on the surface of his glass-topped table, he began
to
speak in Rihannsu, opening a personal log entry. Aside from the fact he
did
not yet know the multitude of functions performed by the Galaxy's onboard
computer, he would probably have been unwilling to commit his private
thoughts to it anyway.
"I have arrived onboard the Galaxy. We are headed
towards a planet called
'Risa' for shoreleave." He sighed as he started to unpack the luggage
Operations had transferred from his shuttle, which had been tractored
aboard
before the Galaxy left spacedock. "This is not quite the first 'mission'
I
would have chosen, a jaunt to some planetary brothel. Yet a quiet time
might
be useful. It will allow me to become acquainted with my full duties onboard
and with the various systems and protocols I need to use and follow."
Tr'Khellian opened up one of the small grey boxes with
a grunt, and, lifting some neatly-folded clothing out, levered open the
false bottom. He continued his log as he extracted half a dozen bottles
of Romulan ale from this hidden compartment. "My new superior officer
is Lieutenant Henderson. He seems a reasonable human. If not exactly 'friendly'
then at least not entirely hostile. Unlike most of the crew. I was challenged
four times between the bridge and my quarters by ignorant security guards.
Not to mention an ugly incident on the bridge shortly after my arrival."
"I cannot help thinking that my Commanding Officer,
Captain M'Kantu, is
responsible for my reception." Savar shut away the illicit ale and
began to
carefully stow away his clothes, most of which were spare items of uniform.
"He has been frosty and impolite, and seemingly not informed anyone
of my
arrival onboard, leaving me to explain and introduce myself." The
Romulan
shook his head, speaking with tones of deep annoyance. "I try to
remember
what I was taught about.. 'cultural awareness' - but what awareness do
they
have of my culture? Of my standing, and birthright? Of my experience and
expertise? Of me? All they seem to know is my race - and that is all they
seem interested in knowing. Such effrontery would be intolerable on
ch'Rihan!"
Tr'Khellian slammed a cupboard door closed and went back
to his cases. He
began taking a few small carvings out of a felt bag, and carefully arranging
them on a side table. These were representations of the five Elements
- he
had carved them himself from five different sorts of wood. His quarters
were
often spartan and devoid of ornamentation, but for these few, minimalist
touches here and there. Carving was a therapeutic and absorbing past-time
and he had made many such icons over the years, often distributed to friends
and comrades. He held the carving representing the Fifth Element, the
Unity,
for a moment, looking at it with nostalgia, as if recalling all those
gifts,
and wondering where they were being borne this very day. Hundreds, if
not
thousands of light-years away.
"M'Kantu is as new to this vessel as I. I know not
whether he will 'fit in'
better than I, or whether he will rely merely on rank to effect his command.
From the way he secretes himself in his.. what did they call it? Ready
room.
It will probably be the latter." Savar started putting the few books
he had
brought with him on the shelves. "Unlike many of the humans I encounters
on
Starbase 72, M'Kantu has black-coloured skin. His name is also unusual.
Perhaps he is not fully human, some sort of hybrid? I will have to
investigate further: there is much about human culture I have still to
learn. I am told there are Vulcans with black-coloured skin, but have
yet to
see one." He paused for a moment then got on with his unpacking.
"There are
no black-skinned Rihannsu. This seems incongruous."
"But I digress," he sighed, stowing a couple
of the cases on the top shelf
of a large closet. "I cannot deny that there is a certain thrill
in being
aboard a ship at faster-than-light speeds once more. But I never dreamed
it
would be like this. Relegated to an assistant position, isolated, exiled,
reviled. Distrusted by those I serve with. And I am trying to make the
best
of things. I tried to follow their idiosyncratic greeting rituals - and
was
completely snubbed. They treat me like a mere peasant! There is no one
here
who recognises my standing. That is what grates the worst." He sighed.
"End
log."
Savar had finished hanging his jackets up in the closet,
and put his large
bag away. Aside from a small container of various bits and pieces, his
unpacking was finished. He moved over to the main computer console and
looked at it, speculatively. "Jolan'tru, awaenndraev," he said.
There was no response.
"Damne," Savar spat, directed at himself. The
last thing he needed was to
slip into Romulan in front of others - they would think even more ill
of
him. "Hello, computer," he repeated, in English.
"Please state your request," the flat, female
voice of the ship's computer
replied.
"Display an index of the things to do on Risa,"
Savar commanded.
"Working," nasaled the computer, and began to
display an impossibly long
list.
"Exclude all activities related to sexual intercourse,
the consumption of
food or alcohol, and anything related to.. beaches."
The list grew decidedly shorter.
The Romulan frowned at the screen. "Are there any
mountains on the planet?"
he inquired.
"Affirmative."
"Well, display only activities located in the mountains."
The Romulan worked his way through the list, discarding
many suggestions
with scorn. Nudist colonies in the mountains? Clearly this was a soft
world
if the climate in its mountains could sustain such frivolity. Perhaps
if the
colony was relocated to the horrid place Savar had been forced to call
home
for several months on Galen III, they might reconsider their devotion
to
liberated nakedness, he thought sourly. Eventually, he found something
respectable: a firm was offering a small 'package deal' which involved
two
days of cross-country hiking in the foothills of the northern mountains,
through some beautiful countryside. Overnight he would stay at a 'quaint'
hotel with many traditional facilities - including spas heated by magma
and
a Risan sauna - two things Savar had never heard of before, but which
sounded very clean and therapeutic. It had been a long time since he had
been hiking and he needed to get away from the clinical confines of
Federation space architecture. If Starbase 72 had just been grim, the
galaxy
was not only metallically clinical, but had the worst interior decor he
had
ever seen - all pinks and browns. No character or atmosphere - rather
like
the security drones who were constantly harrassing him.
Fine, then. With a few button presses, Savar booked himself
onto the trip,
then went off to finish the last of his unpacking.
“I Am Going To Risa=Part 1.”
Junior Member Of Senate Ramir Omar.
Stellar Cartography.
It was very relaxing for Junior Member Of Senate Ramir
Omar to look at
Romulus while he meditated. He had locked the doors for it would not be
appropriate for a powerful Romulan Senator to be found to be delving into
Vulcan meditations. Usually then he meditated within of the privacy of
his
extremely luxurious quarters but since most of the crewmembers were just
relaxing at Risa then Stellar Cartography had not been occupied by anybody.
He had utilised the great opportunity to enhance his methods of meditation.
Even though both of his eyes were closed then he was able to visualise
Romulus with all of the stars behind of it. He imagined that every star
did
represent one single thought and that Romulus was where all of it came
together into unity.
Suddenly then the whole of the screen was deactivated.
Omar instantly opened
his eyes and then turned to look at Lieutenant Shelly O’Rourke.
He stood and
then looked at her.
“I do demand to have an explanation Lieutenant.”
“Access To Stellar Cartography Is Restricted,”
she said to him with an
amused expression. “It looked to me as if you were indulging with
Vulcan
meditation. That is true is it not?”
He feigned a look of horror and rage. “Lieutenant!
I am a Romulan!” He walked to the doors and exited from the room.
It was extremely unfortunate for him that he had been discovered but he
knew that Lieutenant O’Rourke would not delve into it.
He returned to his quarters to continue with the meditation
but he was
unable to summon any of the relaxation that he had enjoyed at Stellar
Cartography. Finally then he decided that he would go to Risa. He could
relax at Risa but via different methods.
“You are to replicate for me one Horga’hn
Statue,” he said to the computer
and the item was then obediently created for him. He packed into his ornate
suitcase clothing as well as a Romulan phaser. However then it was unlikely
that he would need to have it as the Risans were a great number of things
but they were definitely not discriminative. As he left from his quarters
holding one Horga’hn Statue as well as one suitcase then he smiled
to
himself.
“I Am Going To Risa,” he said to himself.
"The One-Armed Perriwinkle Panther: Part 1"
NRPG: First of a story arch I will be following with
my APC while Dr. Fienberg has his psychotic Adventure On Risa. If anyone
wants in on the Pink Panther Nonsense come on in next Part. And Don't
worry, Kato will be back more. Famous Clouseau related quote "...Give
me ten of him and I could destroy the world!" Erik Stiener(As Inspector
Clouseau (SP?))
Soundtrack: Mr. Bungle - Pink Panther Theme(Cruising/Chase/Kato
Scene)
Holodeck 2: backdrop, 80s London
Erik sat on a bench, past out.
"Inspector? Inspector?" He woke up to a bobby
tapping at his face with his club.
"AHHH! Uh....Hello Officer.....I'll get up. He He,
I fell asleep." Erik Sprung up, trying to play the character as well
as he could.
"No, Inspector, it's quite alright. They would like
to see you at Scottland Yard."
"Me? There? Why?" Erik forgot to look at the
introduction of this chapter. "The Case? Don't You remember? That's
why we called you here?" Erik's left arm didn't work, as usual. The
Bobby was white as a ghost upon seeing the dead hand. "INSCPECTOR....CLOUSEAU!
YOUR ARM!!!"
"Excuse me? Oh.....COMPUTER! Execute Sub-routine
Stiener_Arm." The Hand appeared normal to the Bobby and the movement
apparatus was on.
"I must be daft! If looks fine now."
"Be not concerned officer. It is very hot out today."
It was a warm summer day in London. Erik stepped into
the Car with the Bobby Driving. They were well on their way when they
heard a thump on the roof. Erik immediately leaned out the side and looked
on the roof. It was Kato. At that point a suspicious looking car pulled
up behind them. A guy leaned out of it's window and started spraying machinegun
bullets. The Bobby, realizing the danger, begins to drive erractically,
and Kato disappears. The bobby takes a hit and is incapacitated. "Inspector.....take
the wheel!" Erik gets his hands on the wheel and starts driving rediculously
erractic.
Weaving idiotically in and out of traffic they hit a well
placed ramp truck, land in a small park and hit a tree. The Bobby calls
for help on his walkie-talkie while Erik-Clouseau steps out of the wrecked
car to survey the damage. The attacking men in the car turn away because
a crowd of people have gathered over the crash.
Erik-Clouseau returned to the injurned bobby and pulled
him from the car like a bumbling idiot nearly dropping him on his face.
The bobby regained his own footing continually brushing the bumbling but
concerned Erik/Clouseau.
In about ten minutes and Ambulance and several police
cars showed up. Erik/Clouseau got into a police car, while the bobby was
carted off in the ambulance.
Finally at Scottland Yard, Erik/Clouseau discovers his
case.
"So, how may I be of Service?"
There were three police officials in the room. A large
round man with an odd beard, a Tall skinny man with a monocle(YES! He
does have one, despite it being the 80s,) and a third squirelly dark man
that looks awefully like Lister from Red Dwarf. "Well, a Person was...well...stolen."
"Stolen? A Kidnapping?"
The Fat Man stepped forward."Not exactly." The
Lister-like man adjusted his seat. "Technically it's a robery for
one distinct reason." The Skinny man with the monocle finally spoke.
"It's a theft because the Missing person is dead."
Erik/Clouseau gave a disgusted Grimace. "Who was
it?"
"Someone has gravesnatched King George the 3rd."
Paradox
"Prelude: Flight of the Horus"
Carrie Creighton, Station Commander, Anthropologist
Yasmin Rega, Xenobiologist
Jared Garhab, Lead Ecologist
Odra Yaram, Lead Linguist
Planet of Quentin, Alpha Onias System
The air was warm, with a touch of humidity flowing through
the corridors of
the countryside. The sky an azure blue, reflected in the vast oceans
underneath, the gentle breezes causing the currents to gently lap at the
fishing boats gathering their harvest for the tribes who froliced on the
beaches lining the coast. Everything about this planet mirrored Earth
at
the Equatorial level early in the 17th century. Temperature, resources,
tropical locales, natives.
Lush vegetation rocked with the summer winds, the trees
and flora crushed up
against each other in untouched growth over an unknown amount of years.
Hunters emerged from the shadows of the aged jungles, carrying giant
leaflets of berries, fruits, and other foodstuffs. Another emerged carrying
what could mostly be described as an Elk.
Huts of bamboo lined the edge of the jungle, firepits
were carved out of
rocky terrains. Children danced and played along the shoreline, splashing
in the waters. Musicians played a varied assortment of instruments carved
from animal bones and timbers.
These were a primitive people, living simply. They were
celebrating the
marriage of two tribes in a new alliance, and they celebrated on through
the
night as they embraced the primitive life they had chosen for themselves.
So how do you explain the rumble and launch of a rocket
just over the vista
of the horizon several miles distant in the mountains?
*****
"We have liftoff!"
High atop the dark cliff-face of a vast mountainous region,
there sat a
small alcove hidden from keen eyes. You wouldn't be able to see it, unless
you knew what to look for, but even then, you needed technology not yet
readily available on Quentin.
Zooming into the deflector screen, passing through the
holographic
interface, we pan into a smallish, rectangular room with only one door
and a
giant viewscreen filling one wall that stretched out on the panoramic
view
to the outside world. About 10 x 14, and lined with a vast array of
computer consoles along the back wall and scattered in islands up to the
viewscreen, all flashing telemetries, schematics, and images of various
aspects of the planet from all over.
One camera displayed the earlier said natives, still dancing
in their
night-long festivities, some angrily pointing at the object now screaming
into the night sky blazing a tail of angry bluish-white glow. They weren't
in fear though, but instead stomping and spitting on the ground. You could
tell these were the elders of the tribe, for they were who founded it
when
they left the ones who set off the rocket.
"What is their velocity at, Yasmin?" Four figures,
three seated at various
consoles quickly analyzed the numbers coming in, monitoring every aspect
of
the launch. From spectroanalysis, to sensory readings, to radio
communications. The fourth, a woman, paced from seat to seat, forming
a
point of focus for the other three to deliver reports on.
"They've broken their last record, Carrie. Warp 0.79
and increasing..."
Carrie Creighton, Commander of the Federation Observation
team on Quentin,
nodded.
"I think they just might do it this time. After that
last attempt with the
Osiris, I think they got the right mixture this time. Only took them 6
months to launch this one though. They're determined."
"Commander, the attacks are beginning again."
Carrie snapped her head to
the left a split second after her legs were already carrying her over
to the
Centaurian's station.
"Damn these Quentishari!" Carrie slammed a fist
down on the edge of the
table, careful to avoid damaging any machinery. Last time the natives
had
assaulted the more technologically inclined Quentites, it had almost caused
the deaths of several dozen scientists in the compound. Fortunately, the
local enforcement were nothing more than glorified peace officers who
gassed
the natives out.
The Quentishari, as a matter of history, were what you
would compare to
Earth's Amish culture. They shun technology in every way and have gone
back
to their roots when they found their kind getting too complacent in their
quest beyond their home planet. They were hurting it, destroying it with
their burning chemicals, killing Quentin's children by destroying entire
forests. Factory smoke curled up into the skies, choking the sun and
poisoning the air. The Quentishari had to put a stop to it. They fought
back any way they could.
The Quentites were pioneers on the verge of an Industrial
Age that carried
them concurrently into a Space Age as well. Their scientists pushed for
evolution of their kind and yearned for the stars. The inhabitants of
Quentin were roamers at heart, and explorers. They yearned for more to
their existence.
The Quentishari were inner explorers, the Quentites outer.
Conflicts were
bound to happen.
Odra Yaram, the stations resident Linguist, tilted her
head as she listened
intently to the communication-speak over the airwaves.
"They've dispatched their enforcement officers...
the Quentishari are
resisting..."
"Warp 0.94..." Yasmin intoned montonously.
Inwardly, Carrie crossed her fingers. ~Don't break the
barrier, Horus.
We're not ready for you yet.~ She closed her eyes and prayed hard.
"Twelve years it's taken. We're witnessing history
in the making." Jared
couldn't contain his excitement at the incredible event that was unfolding.
"Casualty reports, Commander. The Quentites are using
conventional weapons
on the Quentishari. They have fired on them with live ammunition!"
Odra's
eyes grew as wide as saucers and glanced up at Creighton, who was gripping
her necklace locket. She assumed it was in prayer for the natives.
"Warp 1!!! They've broken the warp barrier! This
is amazing!" Panels lit
up in a glorious display of rainbow light cascading over Jared's rough
features. His glee over the technological marvel lost him to the tragedy
of
those that were dying even as they fought for their planet.
Carrie Creighton let out a deep breath, one of which she
hadn't realized she
was holding. Her knuckles were white. "Print me out a complete report,
and
package up the telemetry for transmission. I'll be in my office."
Jared
and Yasmin glanced at each other, and wondered why their Commander didn't
share the same enthusiasm as they did, until Odra spoke up.
"29 dead, 54 wounded. Six were children." An
ominous silence dropped over
them.
*****
-=/\=- Two hours, 27 minutes later -=/\=-
Carrie Creighton lay with her head in her hands at her
desk, propped up on
her elbows. Jared had dropped off the telemetry tape for her earlier,
displaying sadness at the ironic twist of fate in witnessing an event
of
such magnitude sharing the same limelight as so much death. In all her
dozen years here on Quentin, there had never been such a massacre. It
was
horrendous, inconceivable, and unjust.
But that wasn't her concern. She really didn't care. She
fretted the loss
of the children, but she had bigger things to worry about.
She had to report the flight of the Horus to the Federation
Liaison Offices
for First Contact Procedures.
Everything she'd done to put off the Warp flight was for
nought. Her
'sorties' into the countryside were only ruses to her companions. They
were
young, and only here to preserve the cover story of observing Quentin.
She'd actually been encouraging the locals to press revolution
into their
leader's minds, ignoring the Prime Directive. It didn't apply here, not
with such import at their fingertips.
The plan wasn't for Quentin to achieve warp-flight for
at least another five
years. They needed to solve their own mystery here on Quentin first, and
now the planet was going to be muddled with Federation diplomats very
shortly. The secret would escape.
The tachyon pulses.
Carrie was the only one who knew about the pulses, and
that was her true
mission here. She had located the source, and was monitoring their
usefulness to her superiors. What was an energy source so constant on
a
planet so backwards in technology doing here? Tachyons were alien to the
Quentites, and usually signified portals of a sort. Way beyond their level
of understanding. Certainly useless to the Quentishari.
Ever since the excessive activity of the Wormholes increasing
at the end of
the Dominion War, the concern that this system would be the launching
point
of an invasion was tantamount. When the tachyons were first detected a
dozen years ago, an observation team was sent here in the guise of surveying
the inhabitants, led by Creighton. Really though, it was to determine
the
source and reason for the tachyons, and use it to their advantage.
Now, this backwards planet was going to be the focus of
a First Contact
team, and everything would hit the fan.
Carrie reached for her terminal and keyed in a message
to Ambassador-General
Natasha Mol, head of the Federation Liaison Corps. Then, she would
implement emergency protocol in prevention of discovery of the artifact.
She wasn't about to let 12 years go down the toilet. Not when they were
so
close.
Lieutenant Commander Ethan Suder
"Risa Again!"
Ethan strolled through Engineering. In one corner he saw
several Engineers
tapping away at several consoles. At the Master Display console, Michael
McDowell stood, looking a little tired and frustrated.
Ethan had obviously heard the news regarding promotions. He was glad for
his team and family. It was a time worthy of celebration. He was partially
looking forward to congratulating them on their latest promotions.
But he felt for Michael, his best friend. Sure they were good pals and
were
in the process of building that relationship back to what it used to be,
but
looking at Michael was partially like looking into a mirror. He could
sense
the frustration flooding through Michaels body. Obviously the promotions
of
the others were having an impact on him. Hell, he should be Lt. Commander
by now, yet here he was.
Ethan had to give Michael credit, even after everything
that had happened,
he was still here doing in his job, trying to rebuild the trust and his
career. Something had to been done about this situation!
Ethan was about to stroll over to his best friend when
he heard Michael
calling for Dhanishta, and thought better of it. The best thing to do
was
to probably let Michael think freely without feeling that he had to share
feelings and thoughts. There would be time for those two to chat again
about the issue, but not yet.
Most of the Engineering staff were down on Risa, no surprise
there. Ethan
thought back to the last time the Galaxy was at Risa, the exact same
situation. He remained onboard while the others enjoyed themselves. He
would rather Michael get some fresh air and join them on the planet, but
he
understood that maybe Michael wanted to continue work and keep himself
busy.
Oh he knew all too well...
He turned and started for his office. Once seated, he
pushed some data padds aside and sat back in his chair, fiddling his thumbs.
He looked to the side of his desk and looked at his guitar that was quite
happily resting against the wall. Tilting his head in approval, he grabbed
the musical instrument and slowly, began strumming away. Despite the fact
that what was left of the Engineering department could probably hear him,
he just continued to play and first began humming the words. After closing
his eyes it wasn't long before he began to sing softly.
"Talk to you..... I long, to talk to you.. It lasts
for a heartbeat, but it's such a feeling, of being one, when we talk on
the phone..." His mind began drifting to that oh so familiar place.
His happy place? Perhaps, but it was somewhere he felt comfortable and
content, the only place. "You make me complete, you make me feel
connected, to the Earth beneath my feet..... You make me laugh and you
help me to cry, you've shed all of yourself, with me.... You've shown
me life, you've taught me, you make me see..... What's real...."
He saw himself strolling through the fields he had come to bond with.
Like him, they grew with time. A house was not too far away, kids playing
out the front in the field, someone stood in the doorway watching over
them. "Whatever would I be, without you in my life, without the warmth
of you in my heart... Whatever would I be without the light you give me,
without the thought of you in my heart... And all I can do, is wait until
the next time, that I hear your sweet voice on the line..... I'll feel
whole again, you bring me hope again, it's all I have, for you..."
The chords seemed to trail off as the song came to it's
end.
He took in a deep breath and sighed. For a long moment he just sat there,
focusing on what he was doing in his dream world.
After a few seconds he decided that there were reports that had to be
filled
out. Why wait til later? He had nothing better to do. He opened his eyes
and looked into the doorway that led out of his office as he suddenly
realized he had gone over the top with his music and singing. It had been
a
while since he had let himself go, but it felt good. And the fact that
he
might have been playing in front of an audience gave him a slight buzz.
It
had been a long time since he had played in front of people, until now...
"Impressions"
Ambassador-General Natasha Mol,
Head of Federation Liaison Corps
Captain Daren M'Kantu,
USS Galaxy CO
Legate Kylar Curran,
Chief Liaison Officer
*****
Liaison Offices
Deck 3
0907 hours
[Legate Curran to the Bridge]
The intercom whistled shrilly, causing Curran to jerk
his head up in
consternation. At the oak desk he used for purely business-related
purposes, he'd been fine-tuning shipboard protocols for visiting delegates.
He was in no way going to have a fiasco like when Princess Devo'rah came
aboard. What with Corgan's gung-ho attitude, and her escort being a
murderer, he won't be held at fault for anything again.
"What is it? We're at a Starbase. Why could be possibly
be so important
they can't talk to me over intercom or come ot my office?" He cast
an angry
glance at Katrina Olegoski, who was busy feigning ignorance, focussing
on
her PADD.
[Since I am requesting it, Legate. In my Ready Room.
Now.] The Captain's accented voice imprinted itself over the pre-recorded
feminine irritation that had initially contacted him. Strangely enough,
the deepened basso tone comforted him more, when the shock of it usually
caught others off guard.
"Aye, Captain. On my way." He let slip a hint
of sarcasm at being ordered
about, but either the Captain didn't catch it, or didn't care. The
communication line was dropped. "Katrina, I want a complete breakdown
of
implemented protocols for security upon my return. No more holes are going
to be prevalent here on this ship. If Corgan doesn't like it, he knows
what
his options are." He pulled up and buttoned the sleeves as he spoke.
"Aye, sir. It will be ready for evaluation in less
than an hour." Curran
slid open a thickly braided drawer to his left and withdrew a small metallic
contraction, which he wavered over his raven-black uniform. Small spots
of
lint and wrinkles disappeared in minute sparks of laser-induced particles.
"Remind me to have maintenance sterilize the ventilation
shafts again, Miss
Olegoski. It is getting rather...", he sneered as he hastened to
the exit,
"contaminated in here again."
*****
Captain's Ready Room,
Main Bridge,
0930 hours
Curran arrived without incident, with the exception of
a few rowdy Enlisted
personnel who'd somehow found their way onto the main turbolift to the
Bridge. Fortunately, Deputy Streely showed up and chased them out. Curran
couldn't figure out how the idiot had done it, until the stench of rotting
eggs drifted to his nostrils. As the turbolift doors slid shut, he caught
a
glance from the El Magnifico winking at him from afar, cupping his
forefinger and thumb into an 'O' and raising his three remaining fingers
behind.
Now the whole damn bridge thought he dropped a rose when
he exited the lift
onto the Bridge. Damn that Streely!
Thank god, M'Kantu was cut to the chase. His nose wrinkled
on Curran's entry
to the Ready Room, but otherwise, he said nothing. Before these doors
slid
shut, Kylar heard the slightly elevated 'whoosh!' as the ventilation system
kicked it up a notch to air out the toxins.
"My apologies for the odor, Captain. Leo Streely
made his presence known
earlier." M'Kantu waved a dark hand. Curran couldn't tell if it was
wave
away the comment, or the smell. Damn rancid thing.
"We have more important issues to discuss, Legate.
I only wish we could have
met under better conditions." M'Kantu waved his hand towards a seat
in front
of the Captain's desk, and strode around to his own. "Have a seat."
Curran eyeballed the Captain, who was not too forthcoming
in his attitude.
He was unsure why he was here, but upon the CO seating himself, the Legate
followed suit.
M'Kantu leaned over and depressed a switch on his terminal.
Ambassador-General Natasha Mol's porcelain features filled the screen.
Curran's heart skipped a beat. Why was his superior contacting the Captain
and himself concurrently? Usually all delegatory visits were incorporated
into their calendars, with a notification via subspace. But never something
for both the Commanding Officer and himself together. There was very little
established protocol for both Federation and Starfleet representatives
in
place for most situations. Unless, of course....
[Good morning, Kylar, Captain.] The curls on
Mol's forehead fell forward a touch as she nodded slightly, which she
ignored. It must irritate her, though, Curran thought.
"Good morning, Ambassador-General. What brings us
this pleasure?" Kylar
nodded in deference to the Captain. Natasha's lips peeled back a touch,
revealing a glint of pearly-white teeth. Perfectly aligned.
[The situation is two-fold, Captain M'Kantu. We have
a unique opportunity upon us. First Contact.]
M'Kantu glanced at Curran out of the corner of his eye.
Kylar caught it. Now
we knew why he was here.
First Contact was what every Captain and Liaison Officer
yearned for. What
with a great chunk of the Galaxy already mapped, and hundreds of members
both full and provisionary, there weren't that many civilizations remaining
for First Contact within known space, let alone near them. But then again,
with the Romulan peace accords recently signed, the Federation was allowed
limited access to Rihannsu space.
A great many Captains in Starfleet only ever make First
Contact less than a
half-dozen times in their career, most none at all. Kylar had no idea
if
M'Kantu had ever made First Contact with any cultures, nor could he tell
from his stony visage now.
"What developmental stage have they reached to entail
our involvement,
Ambassador-General, and why a Galaxy Class II vessel? We're within range
of
Starbase 212. There must be more suitable vessels to the task. A shuttle
can
be appropriated for Legate Curran if his presence is required." M'Kantu
had
leaned in a bit. He was obviously just as curious as Kylar was at this
venture.
[This is the two-fold measure I alluded to earlier,
Captain. The Galaxy was in rotation to relieve the patrol vessel currently
in the system. You are to rendezvous with the USS Hood and take over patrolling
duties for the next month.] Natasha took a breath, pursing her lips as
she breathed outwards. Kylar, if he felt any emotions of positive venture
for anyone, it was this woman and her deep ovular eyes that hooked him
in so. Maybe that's why she was Chief Diplomat...
[The First Contact situation will involve the planet
Quentin, in the Alpha Onias system. They've just developed their first
warp-capable vehicle after a successful launch. You are to pick up the
Federation Council Member Jonas Galali while on Risa and depart immediately
for the system to relieve the USS Hood. Keep in mind, that you are only
the initial contact team until the official diplomatic envoy arrives on
the scene in approximately 24 hours after your arrival. Time is of the
essence, Captain. Quentin is rich in resources, and borders Romulan space.
I don't think I need to remind you of the skirmishes and dissidents left
over from the Reman Rebellion. I'm sure they would love to establish an
outpost there with which to rebuild their own resources. Any questions?]
Captain M'Kantu settled back in his chair and steepled
his fingers. "I think
my queries have been taken care of until I see the data files on the
situation, Ambassador-General. Do you have anything to add, Legate?"
"I expect all pertinent and known data on the inhabitants
of Quentin will be
transmitted to me before arrival?"
[Of course, Kylar. It is already being assembled.
It should be in your calendar database by the time you arrive in your
quarters for the evening.]
"Excellent. Thank you, Ambassador-General. I'll see
to the Risian
Ambassador's arrival immediately." Curran stood up, glancing to the
Captain.
"Do you need me for anything else?" He deliberately left the
sir off the
end. He'd be damned to bow to anyone other than a Kelvan.
"A moment if you please, Legate." M'Kantu exchanged
parting courtesies with
the Ambassador-General and turned to Curran after she had disconnected.
"I
haven't served with a Kelvan before, Legate, and this will be the first
time
I've had a Diplomatic Service Officer aboard. I'm certain that there are
going to be adjustments on both sides while we get used to one another
-
that's normal. But there are some basic grounds that I'm not prepared
to
give on, and we need to get those settled from the outset."
He laid his hands on the desk. "What I want is simple.
The proper courtesies
observed from you. The required updates as to your activities with regards
to the overall mission of this vessel. Your honest input on such situations
and decisions as you can offer it, or when I request it." He paused,
eyes on
Curran. "Is that going to be a problem, Legate Curran?"
How unlike Brhode this M'Kantu was. Kylar was curious
as to why he was still
on Galaxy since Brhode left; there had to be something to this new
dark-skinned Captain that his watchful eye was oriented for. Either way,
he
was impressed by the fact he was firm without overtly being aggressive,
like
the bully Brhode made himself out to be.
"I have been assigned to this ship to maintain proper
protocols are
observed. I am not above Federation Law, Captain, even if I represent
it
here. There will be no problems with etiquette from myself, even if the
Starfleet aspect of this crew does not. I believe you humans have a saying
for it? 'Don't step on my toes, and I won't step on yours'. My mandate
is to
make sure everyone walks the line, especially yourself. It's a well-known
fact that Starship Captains develop a god complex in vessels of this size."
He glared down the Captain to emphasize the next point.
"I sincerely hope I do not have to alleviate that
issue if it becomes
prevalent in you. Keep in mind, I am not Starfleet, and therefore exempt
from your jurisdiction on this ship. I will, in turn, stand aside in
Starfleet matters, unless and until the Federation mandate is at risk.
"Are we at agreement, then?"
"I believe so, Legate." M'kantu nodded. "And
for the record, I know that I
am not Allah, nor have I any desire to be. His task is far bigger than
any I
would willingly essay. I have enough trouble merely following his guidelines
and being a good man."
With a curt nod, Kylar pivoted on one heel, tucked his
hands behind his
back, and exited the Ready Room. Thankfully, Leo's 'gift' had depleted
itself of its nose-hair curdling odor. Behind him, just before the bridge
doors closed, he could distinctly hear M'Kantu's rolling accent as he
ordered Geluf to call back all those on shore-leave, and set a course
for
the Alpha Onias system.
He smiled. This planet Risa was an irritation. He needed
this mission. It's just too bad it wouldn't be as enjoyable as he hoped. 793
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