"Chances of not getting. . . screwed are negligible."
*Rebecca Von Ernst, talking to the Captain

"Tommy Westran got one right in the schnozz. Blood flew everywhere. I'd put a rock in it. Right in the middle. Did you know blood bounces on ice?"
*Captain Brhode, reflecting on snowballs

If the captain had been Betazoid, Jeremy would have needed a change of underwear. ~~~What was -right- about serving on this ship? his mind practically screamed. Everyone hates me, I'm stuck here without a fucking prayer for promotion, and frankly, this ship is more boring than a Vulcan funeral.~~~
*Jeremy Savoie, reflecting on his transfer.

He closed his eyes and opened himself up. (Not in a friend of Sansky way!)
*Raven Darkstar, meditating

~NOOO! Somebody recall my transfer! I don't want to get there! He will stuck to me again with his glasses, his scratches et cetera, at cetera, et cetera! Already two horrors on this ship. Why, dear God? You want me to die? Then just blow this shuttle, so I will die quickly. Not in torments with Jimmy Corgan!~
*Vladimir Malgin, after learning that Brhode, Lysander, AND James Corgan would be on board the Galaxy.

~~Photographic memory, needs those PADDs like I need a third asscheek~~
*Captain Brhode's thoughts on Rebecca Von Ernst

"SHHH! Yeah. It ain't worth my job or my life. I hear she once killed someone, just for asking her a question. Barehanded, snapped their neck like a Toothpick!" the kid muttered.
*Young officer to Lysander about Rebecca.

....but he remembered old proverb "When you're on a ship of jackasses, you'll have to be jackass too." *Author slaps himself* *Editors slap Author for good measure*
*Vladimir Malgin, during meeting with Captain

This section couldn't have been done without the help of Mekaela St. George, the writer of Ella Grey. Thanks, Mek!