But like a lost vole in a Cardassian death maze, he thought he would be stuck here for all eternity.
*Corgan's thoughts on being lost.

"That is Doctor Queyverysonn. I caught her and her husband fornicating on my very bridge. They are both currently treating advanced Lurkisons Leprosy at the Quarantine Planet in the Jukos system. I bet that Man Root of his doesn't throb like it used to." Bhrode snapped off the holoprojector with a flourish.
*Brhode talking shop with O'Connell, new Chief of Sickbay.

"The difference?" Quick repeated, "The difference? Why all the difference in the world! 'Naked' is a term denoting exposure and vulnerability, while when one is 'Nude' one is at the pinnacle of artistry, and at one with the cosmos!! It's the difference between humans and homo sapiens.it's the difference between carnivores and meat eaters..it's the difference between Klingons and large, lumpy ill-tempered aliens!! The difference between limey South African Professors and Steaming Piles Of Monkey..."
*Dr. Quick, to Ensigns Rather and Moore, the new spokesperson for nudist colonies world wide.

"Although I think they had something going with that Polygamy thing." Quick interrupted, "Don't tell me the Baptists wouldn't be diddling half a dozen wives if they had thought of it first."
*Dr.Quick on religion.

"Not again...." she said as a dark stain formed on the front of the man's uniform pants. "Run...run now and I'll tell him you called in dead."
*Yeoman to Officer who is supposed to meet the Captain.

"Darrrrrrling!" she trilled, her face lit up like a warp core "I have been positively SEARCHING for you everywhere. Arel says “If you love something set it free. If it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and squish it.” And THAT’s what I did with YOU darling! Except the squishing bit. I let you go, knowing we'd be re-united here! Mummy says don't fight fate and this is fate. Stop slouching and hug me, Darling."
*Samantha to Lysander. No bias on my part :)

"Vulcans do not insult. We merely point out the obvious."
*Tlan to Exch

Eccentric genius that he was, what Quick truly was at heart was a frustrated Interior Designer.
*Self explanitory statement.

Smugness and snide comments from one Vulcan to another was the most insulting way to speak to anyone in the universe. To hell with their hidden veils of emotions, T'lan decided to put the Vulcan marine in his place. Her hand rested on his shoulder and pinched hard at his nerve. He grimaced, showing the Vulcan version of feeling pain, and collapsed, unconscious. "Perhaps some you will understand the error of your comment." She spoke coolly.
*T'Lan during fight at the Red Dwarf

Deck 38.....The brig. One word. Plaid! (Well its supposed to be punishment to be put in the brig.)

"ARRRGH! They replaced me with a CHICK? A SEXY CHICK? ME??? Hey, you want the Ten Forward? I'll tell you something, tootsie. . . YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TEN FORWARD!" screamed Leo, pointing a finger at her before scooting out of the lounge.
*Leo- after seeing Erin Friel, new bartender.

"Great Googly Moogly MAN!!" he gasped in astonishment. "Don't tell me you guys actually built the silly thing!!!"
*Dr. Quick to Brhode

Again, thanks to Mekaela for going through the logs and putting this together!