"Try yoga. Alright then" Corgan went back to his paperwork.....

~Corgan and Barnes

"Glaring Vulcans, Caitan high on catnip, Mr. Death and a little-boy doctor who has to deal with it all."
~8-Ball musing about life on the Galaxy

Victor watched her go, and turned to look at the rest of Sickbay. Lieutenant Hunter was still unconscious and drenched in nutrient fluid, several humanoid ears still sticking to her from the batch that had flowed out of the ruptured tank. The Vulcan who'd attacked him was likewise coated with the thick nutrient fluid, causing the two nurses lifting her onto a biobed to almost drop her twice, and finally resulting in one of the falling over her to keep Kio from sliding off the bed like an ice cube on a marble counter. The flood of nutrient fluid covered a swath of the floor, making some of the staff slip and sway as they moved through it, all of them avoiding the remaining ears that lay here and there in the mess as if they were sources of contaminated. Ensign Hanley, the front half of his body coated with nutrient slime was struggling to rise without a great deal of success. Le'on was being carried across the room by a nurse, the ball of yarn still attached to him and swinging below him like a metronome. Doctor Artim looked like he was torn between injecting his patients with a hypo, picking up his ears, or having a nervous breakdown.

~Artim/Kio/8-Ball/Khatowren/Krieghoff - "Downward Spiral" Part 2

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"T'lan smiled, her cackle fluttering off like bats escaping hell and flying for their life."

~T'Lan, possessed by the Dithparu, when James was fighting against shooting Victor.

"What is wrong? You’re starring out into space as if it's some girl."

"If it were as simple as that I wouldn't be here.”

~Anna and Paulo

"If you say 'lost' like I am some Terran housecat, I vill remove any ability you have to reproduce, da?"
~A cranky Le’on

The damage so far consisted of one glass, a torn uniform, two decorative Feloran Bromeliads that had, up until about two hours ago, been sitting peacefully on a small table, as plants were known to do, and finally, the patience of one Bajoran.

~The wrath of Muffin/Mandu/Ziggy/Expletive

"Well, the show must go on..."

~Exit Jasmine Heloi

It occurred to 8-ball slightly after her first wave of nausea that all of life's problems could be blamed on Jasmine Heloi

~8-ball blaming her promotion on Heloi’s sudden non-existence

"Are you trying to be romantic?"

"No, princess, I'm trying to give myself excuses for what I'm about to do ...You made me lie to Branwen..."

Nara and Saul

“Darkstar to Sickbay. Please send someone to the office of AB Tuznik. He accidentally knocked himself out and may require medical attention."

~Darkstar after making the most of his second chance

“Intelligence Officers don't blush.”

~Saul protests

Le'on Khatowren attacked the ball of yarn without mercy. He landed squarely on it and the yarn then bounced off in the direction of one of the main biobeds. Le'on, being an expert in hunting, charged after the evil ball of yarn with only one thought in mind: search and destroy.

When he caught up with it he batted it hard and then pounced again, this time trapping it underneath of his small body and then proceeded to give it the batting of a lifetime.

~Le’on after yelling Banzai (and making me laugh really hard)

"We always have problems, Ensign. If something wasn’t wrong, then it would be the Enterprise.”

~Victor to Ensign Hanley

"Anything in your medical history I should be aware of, Lieutenant?"

"I'm allergic to questions."

~Westlake and Baile

"There is no Corran. Only Rex."

~Corran Rex (Gotta love a Ghostbusters reference :)

"Permission to stun or beat Lt T'Lan unconscious, Sir."

~Claire Barnes

"I'm a magnet for messed up women."

~Saul Bental

Sex might have been her major at the Academy but S&M was never her style.

~8-ball

"I must have left my id in your spleen. Come over here and I'll rip it out of you and show it to Boomer..."

~Baile

"Asses and elbows.. lets see them moving!"

~O’Shea

Why did he doubt that was pink eye?

~Kiel

~Where are we headed?~
{What?}
~Where are we headed?
{The Structure}
~Oh… Are we there yet?~
{Excuse me?}
~Are we there yet?~
{No.}
~Are we there yet?~
{No.}
~Are we there yet?~
{NO.} ~

~Kanin and his subconscious

'The white man's scalp would honor my wall'

- Raven Darkstar considers ending a bureaucrat's life in the good-old-fashioned-way

"My job is to keep the shit from hitting the fan, Darkstar."

"Your job is to block flying fecal matter from entering the ship's ventilation system?" the indian asked.

- Lt.Commander Darkstar takes things a little too literally

"…A ship of the fleet might be nice."

- Lieutenant J.G. Forrester when asked on what ship he prefers to serve

"Lieutenant," The Ensign said, the words a mixture of fear and relief. "We've got a... problem."

"We always have problems, Ensign," Victor replied as he kept approaching. "This is the Galaxy. If something wasn't wrong, then it would be the Enterprise ."

- Victor Krieghoff about the difference between the USS Galaxy and the USS Enterprise

Anna just starred in awe. "I think that it's appropriate to say... bloody hell.." She said looking around the large man made chamber.

"Ah'd jus' go with 'daaaang,'" Mike drawled, eyeing the room with an equally awed expression.

"I tend to prefer 'holy sht'." James looked admiringly at a room dead ahead

- The structural away team present : 1001 methods for expressing awe.

"Nevertheless, as we can see, we can see nothing ... you see?"

- Quentite Ambassador Turan Trelar summarizes a problem with the Galaxy's sensors.

Whatever the case, Ella thought, I better not end up suspended over a pit of flames again.

- Ella Grey hopes to avoid a rerun of 'Heretics'

That had been the mother of Freudian slips. And if there was one thing he didn't want to debate with Freud, it was mothers.

- Counselor Kiel fouls up a Counseling session.

When 8-ball woke up, she found that she was split into three different minds, which was not entirely unusual except for the fact that two of them didn't belong there. Unfortunately for 8-ball (and the ensign about to run into her path) the two other minds were the ones running the show.

- Just another regular day in 8-Ball Hunter's messed up life

"...after achieving hosts, they will not stop. I have felt their will to conquer, sir. They covet our territory, our bodies, our technology. They want it all."

T'lan added with an uncharacteristic smile, "I should know. I am one of them."

- The mutiny reach its peak as the possessed T'Lan reveals her people's true intentions

Perhaps it was the transfer to Tactical, but he felt like shooting somebody.

- Saul Bental, getting used to his new position as Chief Tactical Officer with all of its implications.

"That guy is decidely not normal. I mean, I always knew he wasn't normal but I didn't know HOW not normal. That is not normal in the extreme. That is not normal to the point of freakishness. Still, he saved my life and I very much appreciate that. Why am I talking outloud? I really shouldn't be talking outloud. If anybody can hear me, they either probably think I'm insane because I'm talking outloud to myself while being locked in a closet, or they want to kill me, in which case I'm pointing them directly towards me. And yet I'm still talking outloud. Dammit. Shut up, 8-ball. Shut up."

- 8-Ball, monologues from the closet

Samantha had always thought that tact was for people not smart enough to be sarcastic.

- The wonder girl of the Galaxy makes another sound observation.

"Um, is there anyway we can not die today?"

- Saia of Trill makes a very legitimate inquiry

"See, Ensign? You should always follow your counselor's advice."

- Brian Elessidil to a nurse, just before killing him.

"My command....it has been violated."

~Proctor's perspective, her personal logs

He needed counselling, he wasn't denying that... but he just didn't
need it for this incident... others should be higher on the list...
his 'problems' could wait another two weeks.

~Elessidil/Raynor

He felt
the man's breath on his face as he stood close enough to whisper words
that were meant to instill terror . . . and it had worked, far better
than Brian would ever have thought himself capable of.

~Elessidil/Bental

"Ella had tried to tell herself that just because someone saw you as a destroyer and bringer of death and chaos, it didn't necessarily mean that you couldn't be friends."

"She dropped a serious amount of credit on DS5's promenade shops and wondered if her father would go through the five stages of grief when he saw the bill."

~Grey

(The last week alone he was asked about the following: moonshine [use more copper wire or you'll go blind at the first sip], illegal tricorder hacks (more than once, honestly answered and in detail), pet grooming, phaser drills (both marksmanship and literal mining equipment), Vulcan women (yes, they are THAT good, but without the emotional investment on the Vulcan's part, tend to use others and make them feel used), and a plethora of legal matters best suited for activities done on pleasure planets dominated by the Orion Syndicate).

~Corgan and Barnes

A) "He looked like a guy trying to outbrood Victor Krieghoff. She didn't actually think this was possible, but it'd be interesting to watch."

B) "So, when I say 'make things loud' and 'in my quarters' together in conjunction, I usually mean 'Do you want to fuck?'"

~Baile/Hunter

"Corran, there is a diminutive feline in uniform standing guard on the bridge. Is it the ship's... mascot?"

Corran's eyes darted to where Ensign Khatrowen was standing at his post. "No, that's Ensign Khatrowen. He's a Security officer." he managed to reply with a completely straight face.

Kol didn't miss a beat. "I see." he replied. "He will make an excellent snack."

~Kol/Rex