Quotes


CATALYST: Curran: "Surgical Removal of Stick from Ass"

~OOC comment on how to format subject lines


"Mr. Darkstar...." Karyn Dallas called out from the Captain's Chair where she was serving while some of the crew was on an away mission to Cheron.

"Yes?" the man mountain roared.

"We... can not see the viewscreen." Karyn said diplomaticlly, pointing out that with Darkstar looming at the helm station, arms folded and standing in his traditional "at ease - yet still vigilant" position, he was blocking the view from the command nest.

"The view has not changed. We are still in orbit."

~Raven Darkstar and Karyn Dallas


"Have ye been losin' any hair?"

"Have you been losing any hair?"

"Any pain in yer joints - wrists, elbows, knees, hips an' the like?"

"Any pain in your joints - wrists, elbows, knees, hips and the like?"

"Do ye have t' reprat everythin' I say?"

"Do you have to repeat everything I say?"

"I'm warnin' ye lad, I've got a Gorn laxative that'll give ye th' ragin shits for a year if ye don't behave!"

~Dr. Mathieson


And so, yet another day on this Kahless-forsaken ball of Targ shit dies a blood-stained death.

~Romantic sunset on Cheron, Klingon version by Captain Vergh, Commanding Officer, IKS Darchak (written by Dave)


…Vergh was the kind of captain who was tempted to use the fore torpedo launcher to expedite personal transport.

In fact, it was exactly in this manner Durran received his promotion to First Engineer.

~More Klingon insights by Dave. This time – the Klingon promotions system.


"Cheronites! I thought they were extinct.", Saul whispered toward Dr. Mathieson.

"Blimey lad, I thought they were friggin' made up!" came the physician's hushed reply.

~Lieutenant Bental and Dr. Mathieson


"It's quite surreal."

From Lori C. about an anonymously sent Writer X post: "...it paints a picture of something I can't see...but a picture is painted non the less...a picture of raw emotion."


"Darkstar?? They must've peed in their pants!"

Saul beamed at Ensign Novitz. "I think even the ETH nearly crapped herself. I swear I saw her flicker."

~Saul talking about Darkstar's promotion to Chief.


"Actually it's my shuttle. See the decal? The Flaming Eggroll?" Burton said.

"The.... flaming Egg Roll?" Darkstar spat incredulously.

"Well, it was snappier then naming them after rivers, generals or something else lame and unorigional."

~Burton and Darkstar, and the best shuttle name ever


The doctors, all Romulans and a fine staff at that, were proceeding to the birth like it was any other. Words such as 'push' and 'you're doing fine' were niceties, no matter how accurate or apt, that seemed to undervalue the sheer amount of pain she was in. It served to anger her, made her want to push harder,throw the Romulan doctor's arrogance back to their faces.

But by the Star Empire, what pain!

“DRUGGGGGGG MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!” Atole Tekri demanded like the siren fromhell.

The implacable doctor said from the confines of between her legs, “You are doing fine. Now breathe... that's it... one... two....”

“BY THE STAR GODS, THE PAIN!” Atole protested.

“You're doing fine.” Said the doctor, appearing bored.

“GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

~Atole Tekri and doctor


"If only you could let the past go,"

"I did, but the past refused to let go of me."

~Karyn and Baile


War was just declared, a day ahead of schedule.

-Audris (written by Oded)


"He's quite a character. His personality could probably freeze your nuts off."

-Steven Jonas, talking about Curran


"Looking forward to see how and when will THIS mission go wrong"

-Saul Bental, in personal log


"Dead people smile, Lieutenant. I smile. That doesn't mean that we're happy, or that everything's okay."

-Victor


"How was the away trip, Victor?"

"We surveyed a system. There were pirates there. They captured us. We escaped. I killed people. Nothing unusual."

-Branwen and Victor


"Reality was coming in spurts"

-Kiel


"Fine." Natalie tossed her weapons at his feet. "Go to hell. Oh wait...you're already here."

~Aerv Laehval tr'Ahalaen's first meeting with Natalie Frost


"Facinating!" James grinned, "What do you do when you run out of problems?"

T'lan looked at him seriously, "Then we talk to humans."

~Corgan and T'Lan


Quotes courtesy of Kylee, Joe, Stuart, Eric, Oded, Lori, Mek, Matt

 

 
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