"LOVE SICK MUTE CHIEF DITCHES FIGHTER PILOT BOYFRIEND TO PLAY DRUNKEN ROUND OF "WHERE"D THE DILITIUM GO" WITH ENGINEER LOVE SLAVE SUBORDINATE! OR SEVERAL.GOD BLESS ORGYNOMICS!"

~Ella Grey/Indigo Renkert

"Thank you, Ambassador. Please be careful though...the girl - I'm afraid she's not...well, she's not what you would call stable."

"Your daughter is...insane?"

"Worse," Xante Astraste of Ardana replied, her face grim, "My daughter is a hippie."

~Aerv tr'Ahaelen

WE PUT THE "OH MY GAWD" BACK IN ARTILLERY stated a third that seemed to be decorated with little shredded corpses.

~Allison Jimsdottir

"JESUS CHRIST ON A CHARIOT DRIVEN CRUTCH!!!"

~Leo Streely

"I dont suppose I've ever eaten a rock with a face....." Poppins sighed, "Although those Tholian crystal-beings look tasty."

~Crewman Allison

"Do you want to take yours first? Or should we conserve resources and take a shower together?"

Aerv smirked. "In the interests of the Empire, I think the latter option is more desirable...."

~Aerv tr'Ahaelen and Faylin McAlister

No, what made this blood unusual was that Victor hadn't caused it to be spilled.

~Victor Krieghoff and Branwen London

"Oh, floor, my dear friend," Thyago cooed quietly, his hand softly stroking the wood paneling in a gentle caress, "We've been seeing so much of each other recently. I think people are beginning to talk."

~Thyago Carneiro, Miranda

"Eh?" Branwen looked up. "Stop right now, please. I'm sure you are a very nice person, but has anybody ever told you that you come across as slightly insane?"

"Slightly?" Alli popped her gum thoughtfully, "No....nobody has ever said 'slightly' before."

~Crewman Allison and Branwen London