"Fire on whatever ship I just came from! Fire!  Destroy it!  NOW!"

~ Olivia Proctor

Raynor let out a small laugh. "So hows my Boss monkey?" he asked refering to Saul he would have to report in to him fairly soon. "Does he have a shocky stick waiting for me?"

~ Zev Raynor

"Maybe the 'don't talk to strangers rule' applied ESPECIALLY if they knew Nara."

~Dhanishta Eshe

Grand Nagus: "NOBODY expects a Ferengi acquisition! Our chief weapon is deceit... deceit, and greed... greed and deceit... Our two weapons are deceit and greed, and ruthless bargaining... Our *three* weapons are deceit, greed, and ruthless bargaining... and an almost fanatical devotion to the rules of acquisition.... Our *four*.... no... *Amongst* our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as deceit, greed... I'll come again."

~ Saul Bental

"A human hugging a Tal Shiar agent."  Tal Vriha shook his head, "What am I going to do with that boy?"

~ On Elissa Skylark stating her intention to hug him.

"Can it." Corgan snarled, "I'm not in the mood. Try to stay frosty on this mission, or my dumb boot will go up your smart ass. Clear?"

~ James Corgan

"Alright then. Marsh, photonic flash grenade. T'lan, you and I cover Marsh. Open it up, toss it in, let the mayhem ensue. Ready?"

"Aye, sir." Both said in unison.

"Execute."

~ A subtle hint to 'Execute Order 66', maybe?

"Your opinion, Three of Four, is irrelevant."

-Price to Three of Four

"Yes sir. But sir... the odds of her hiding a secret is 99.9 percent, and the chance of her having feelings of affection for her are 74.5 percent. It is logical to conclude, based on your romantic interlude with Atole Tekri, that she may be trying to manipulate you."

"Oh? And what are the odds of me falling in love with her."

"Oddly, seven percent."

-T'Lan and Corgan

Moments later, a stocky older Tellarite marine entered the room with the usual swishing of the doors...and an oink?

-Thral and his pet pig, Artie

Victor paused, frowned in the direction of the small animal, and continued into the room, stepping to one side to allow the animal room to continue circling to stay as far away from him as possible. That unfortunately meant that he was not going to be able to position himself outside the range at which he was likely to affect the sentient members of the meeting - particularly the XO with her Betazoid heritage - but he judged that they were less likely to squeal like... stuck pigs... because of it.

~ Victor Krieghoff

"Orions. Wi' disruptors.  I'm guessin' they're not part o' 'Liv Proctor's caterin' staff."

-Mathieson

About fifteen minutes ago, Iana decided it probably was a good idea to stop asking herself how her day was going to get worse.

-Iana A. Et`Kal

"I need you to be focused. I need you to work, and it doesn't matter if you like the assignment or not; it has got to be done. So I don't want to hear any more about resistance AND rescues both being futile because, honestly, people? It's a lame joke. Was lame the first time, was lame the fifth HUNDREDTH time. And I expect more out of you. In matters of both humor and integrity."

-8'ball to her staff

"I'm more than a pretty face with a black collar and a couple of pips."

~ Saul Bental

"Are either of you looking forward to our trip?"

"It get's me away from the Proctologist, and that's all about this trip that I'm looking forward to."

-Savant and DarkSky

"Who the hell is flying and can they PLEASE TRY to avoid getting hit!"

-Nara

"No one gets along with me.. Not even God."

-Baile

"Why don't we step into my office for a bit and talk."

"How about we don't?"

-Branwen and Baile

It wasn't a planned thing, not diabolical. There was no evil mastermind genius arranging for the deaths of certain officers. It was just true that the Senior Staff had a better survival rate, as well as their close friends and girlfriends and boyfriends. Having a good relationship with the Senior Staff wasn't a bought and paid for ticket into I'm-Invincible land, but, statistically, crew members with no connections didn't do as well on these away missions. And Tess was a good officer, but the only times she talked to her boss were about shift changes and new policies. She was a foot solider in the grand scheme of things. It didn't bode well for her life expectancy.

-Tesseract Cho, NPC

Something deep within her told her to give one last look at her bottom, because she was going to end up kissing it goodbye sometime soon.

-Juliet Rinaldi

"Faugh.  S' not gin!  It's still water!  Guess me miracle quotient's been overdrawn at th' bleedin' bank."

-Matheson after being forced to produce a miracle

"Well I don't know...Just came back from a little POW experience... which is sort of like a vacation... in an enemy holding cell... with torture sessions... and bad food... to find out I had been declared KIA... which means you didn't really miss me that much... and now I have a newer organ in my chest... which I spent 12 hours in sickbay getting checked out... and oh yes before I forget... I went through one of those pesky life altering experiences... and am now without my other personality who was so much more charming than I am... So... there might be something you can do for me... but I just can't think of it... you know?"

-Raynor in response to being asked 'Is there something I can do for you' by a counselor

"Builds character my butt, just leads to carpal tunnel."

-Artim doesn't like scrubbing pots

"Well aren't we ambitious," Sam's voice snarked. "Maybe you should try sniffing daisies at the arboretum first before working up to books, you moron. Sign says closed. Oh wait, you probably don't know what an arboretum is anyway. We have a nice big book with pictures in it to explain it but, so sad for you, it's inside. And we're closed.

- The Galaxy's library automated 'we're closed' message, after the unsuspecting patron presses the bell more than once.

8-ball wouldn t be able to sleep. . .but maybe she could just lay here for a little while, close her eyes and rest. . .just for a little while before. . .
 
 IT S RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH, IT S RAINING
 
 Oh, for the love of Christ!  8-ball rolled over in her bed.  Computer, shut
off the damn alarm.

- 8-Ball's alarm clock. 'nuf said.

And, dammit, she was the Chief Science Officer. It was her job to make sure people were at least PRETENDING to work.

- On the duties of the Chief Science Officer

"Killing enemies ain't brainsurgery. Hit hard, hit first."

- Baile, on the difference between brain surgery and spilling someone's brains out.

"Does it hurt, sir?"
 
"Only when I'm alive."

- Baile and Bran. Always look on the bright side of life?

For a moment she took a fleeting glance towards the pig, the only thing that sprang to mind as she stared at the animal was bacon as her eyes locked on to the beast she swore for a moment that it trembled. A slight smile appeared on her lips as she felt its fear.

~Unknown

"We're F**ked"

~ Post title by Dallas

"When did Kimberly Burton become my conscience?" Dhani asked aloud frowning. Sighing heavily with a hint of annoyance she rapped her knuckles against the bathroom door. "Come on now! How long are you going to be in there?" she asked leaning closer to the door. "There are other people on this rust bucket that need to use the facilities ya know!"
 
Without warning, the door slid open to reveal Victor, shirtless, a knife in one hand and a cloud of steam billowing out of the shower behind him. "Until I've finished butchering dinner, Dana," he said with a shake of his head.

~Dhanishta Eshe and Victor Krieghoff

The entire post "Nobody Expects".

~ Saul Bental