"Grog need breath-mint" Alli gagged waving her hand to disperse the halitosis. "What exactly did you have in mind....."
"GROG NED GUN!" The bulk insisted slamming his fist down with a meaty 'thunk'.
"Okay...Like keep the fingers off my counter okay? " Alli let her smile slip, and examined the patch on the Marines uniform. "Heavy Weapons squad huh.....Like that figures."
"Grog like Big Guns....Guns go Boom!"
"Boom...gotcha.....Okay let me reccommend the Bazooka platter with optional clip on infrared sight."
"Boom Boom Boom.....Grog go Boom!"
"Right," Alli quickly punched in the order and handed over the receipt, "Order 573....Happy maiming!"
-Welcome to McArmory!
Humans, he rediscovered approximately every ninety seconds, were incredibly annoying.
-Once again, Cutter Kara'nin displays his overwhelming fondness for ground-walkers.
This was definitely top five on his 'unlikely Galaxy events', right after 8-Ball joining a Vulcan monastery, Counsellor Brian hitting on that loud blond teen from security, and Faylin McAlister having a quiet day.
-Saul Bental's top five (or four?) unlikely Galaxy events.
"Do not fear, Admiral. I'm sure you will be a very nice handbag."
-The Hydrans, played by Frank and MJ, finally find a good use for Admiral Proctor.